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10-14 hour work day today, driving the length of Pennsylvania twice over. My butt is going to go numb by the end becayse of these awful school bus seats.

And then we’ll use Pippin’s song, and we’ll crush their souls for good
– Peter Jackson, probably (via oaken witch)

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I think the secret of how cheap (conparitively) my apartment complex is out now to the local twentysomethings. I’m also starting to appreciate the sudden influx of heavily lifted pickup trucks, early 90s tuner cars, and that one guy whose friend drives a new GT-R.



My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

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imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

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I’m hoping that my future midlife crisis involves either building a race car or buying an old piece of tracked armor.


I love “Be Our Guest” because it’s basically a whole gigantic music number saying “Aw you’re sad? It’s okay. Food exists. Eat everything. Eat until the feelings go away.”

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Other people are not medicine.
– It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via shante-atthedisco)

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