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why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

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this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs


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My Dad asked me last night why I carry my 1911 in the house, what am I afraid of? I looked him straight in the eye and said, “The Goddamn Decepticons.” He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.

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